Hi I'm Hayley and I'm 18. You should talk to me

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

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sweetdeltablues:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

So who wants to split the cost of a fucking island with me?

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thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

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meladoodle:

my friend just told me that he was throwing up in the bathroom one time and his dad thought he was just screaming ‘RUTH’ into the toilet so he asked who ruth was and i’m still laughing so hard

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urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

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