Hi I'm Hayley and I'm 18. You should talk to me

Fuck you cramps

shaynthehero:

For reminding me my sex is female and making me loathe in pain for not being pregnant.

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

(Source: bekn, via succeeding)

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

(via kiss-your-demons)

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

(Source: sunndogg, via plagal)

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via tadlyeverdeen)

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

(via geekdean)