Hi I'm Hayley and I'm 18. You should talk to me

meladoodle:

"wanna hang out? when are you free?"

i’m never free, $25 per hang out session please.

(Source: meladoodle, via tessahandswebmemrm)

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

(via marisamagikarp)

snapchatting:

girl are you from Hawaii? because your license plate says Hawaii on it also how did you drive across the ocean

(via likeadrumbabydontstopbeatin)

sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

image

(Source: SCEPTRE, via succeeding)

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

(via succeeding)

calibornsbottomwhore:

im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8

(Source: calibornsmainsqueeze, via succeeding)